Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redacted only the uncomfortable ones
Completed Arthur's intro
You successfully took Phlash as Arthur
Set foot on every island
Finished Mystery House without being spotted once
In Thomasina House - Collected all fake cats
Unlocked all of Arthur's shelters
Contracted and cured the plague
Completed the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Gained £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Survived 50 days
Died while overdosing on Joy
Found all collectibles
Killed 100 NPCs across all playthroughs
Collected all Uncle Jack Shows
Took the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Correctly sabotaged Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Finished Arthur's playthrough
Found all notes related to Prudence
Talked to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Completed Sally intro
Knocked out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Listened to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Completed the Crones encounter
Completed speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Finished Sally's playthrough
Caught 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Injected yourself with glucose 10 times
Used 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Completed Ollie's intro
Completed "No Place Like Home" encounter
Completed "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Spread the Message
Killed a guy named Ryan Andrews
Finished Ollie's playthrough
Retrieved the credentials from the club
Vibed All Nick Statues
Picked Up All Lore Items
Blew Minds of 15 People After a Charged Facemelt
Serenaded 30 people
Parried 30 attacks with the Vibe
Hit 3 NPCs with the Same Gold Record
Finished all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Pole Danced Naked
Collected All Lore Notes
Unlocked All Upgrades
Found Loot in Alleyway
Found Loot in Canal
Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Zapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
Completed "Band of Brothers" encounter
Finished DLC With No Upgrades
Delivered the cod liver oil
Crossed into the Village for the first time
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