Drew

You can't Swim!

Land into water and drown

Chuck, is that you?

Don't kill the bazooka guy

Jim Doesn't Care

He just doesn't care

Is your Commute Killing you?

Complete Stage 1 on normal mode

Who's the Boss Now?!

Complete Stage 10 on normal mode

OST of the Year

Enjoy the elevator music for 10 minutes

Nostalgia Trip

Enter the most famous cheat code

Wicked Sick!

Don't miss a shot on Stage 1

I can do this All Day

Kill 100 conga line guys without dying

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Full Throttle

Don't stop accelerating while on a bike

Hot Lead Roof

Complete Stage 2 on normal mode

Missed Last Boarding Call

Fail to enter the choppa

Project T.H.O.R.

Take no damage when driving choppa

Man with the Golden Missile

Fire exactly one missile from choppa

Ace Pilot

Kill 5 enemies on Stage 9

Blue Steel

Complete Stage 10 by only moving left

Missing the Point

Destroy the final boss' paint job

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Well, that was Easy

Complete easy mode

Driving me Crazy

Complete Stage 3 on normal mode

The End

Complete normal mode

Time is Relative

Complete normal mode under 30:00

Secret Achievement

Traffic Marmalade

Complete Stage 4 on normal mode

Golden Gate Bridge

Complete Stage 5 on normal mode

Got to the Choppa!

Complete Stage 6 on normal mode

Let the Sunshine in

Complete Stage 7 on normal mode

You're Fired!

Complete Stage 8 on normal mode

You Spin me Right Round

Complete Stage 9 on normal mode