Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Win the title bout!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Finish all wallrun quest
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
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