Darkwolf

CRACKHEAD

Use a health pipe

TRYHARD

Get 100% on any of the levels

PSPSPSPSPS

ANTIVAXXER

THE CURE

I AM THE MANAGER

THIRD IMPACT

I WANT TO BELIVE

DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT

Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active

TAKE THE BLUE PILL

Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active

GYMCEL

Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active

IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

PISSIMIST

I AM CONFUS

Confuse at least 5 hostiles with piss

HERPES GENITALIS

Burn at least 5 hostiles with piss

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM

Freeze at least 5 hostiles with piss

TINDER

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DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM

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SECOND AMENDMENT

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WELCOME TO THE COLONY

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST

NO, U

Reflect 10 projectiles

PREMATURE EVACUATOR

Finish any level below the speedrun threshold

RELOADING!

Use an ammo box

GOD SAVE THE DUDE

Use portable armor

IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES