damastes

One small step

First weapon upgrade!

Halfway there

Half weapon upgrades!

Greatness achieved!

All weapon upgrades!

Good for your health

First HP upgrade!

You're looking healthy

Half HP upgrades!

An apple a day keeps the monsters at bay

All HP upgrades!

Pop it in!

First music cassette

Enough for a rave

Half music cassettes

Too many tunes

All music cassettes

Ready for round 2

First shield upgrade

Almost untouchable

All shield upgrades

Breaking and entering

First missing key used

Key finding master

All missing keys used

Heroes and villains

Sweet experience points

Killed your first enemy in combat

Deep pockets

Your first bribe

Worst employee ever

The language of money

Too fast for the naked eye

The sign said: DO NOT TOUCH!

Moth Queen defeated!

You're not old enough

Sir mix-a-lot

Honorary bro!

A rival defeated!

Masked Kid on ice

The Phantom Baron defeated!

Champion of the people

Red hot collection

Sunset stroller

This will BURN!

Don Salserissimo defeated!

Stage can't handle you

Logs.txt

Truth and lies

Will over science!

Love reunited

A call to arms

You have changed

The King of Darkness defeated!

The Underhero

A journeys end

Employee of the month!

Bearer of good news