You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You have joined the KKK.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You befriended your father.
You made friends with half of South Park.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You sold 300 junk items.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You've spent $500.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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