ChickenSupreme

Sk8, don't h8

Kick a skateboard in to the face of an enemy

Questionable moral

Kill 2000 enemies

Three birds, one explosion

Kill at least 3 enemies with one explosion

Well done

Kick a frying pan in to the face of an enemy

Table service

Flip 10 tables

Knife to meat you

Stick a knife in to an enemy

Secret Achievement

Train of thought

Finish chapter "The Sewer"

Yes you can

Kick enemies 100 times

Murderous tendencies

Kill 1000 enemies

What just happened?

Finish chapter "Pedro's World"

Numb fingers

Complete a level without firing a weapon

Leap of faith

Finish chapter "District Null"

Flying pan

Kill enemy by ricocheting bullet off frying pan

They probably deserved it

Kill 500 enemies

Gold star for you

Get an S-rating

One for the road

Finish chapter "Old Town"

Make an entrance

Jump through 10 windows

Think fast

Kick a Gas Canister in to the face of an enemy

Comb-o-ver

Get a 20x combo

Barrely saw it coming

Kill an enemy using a barrel

Mumbo Combo

Get a 10x combo

Jester

Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything

Shamona

Dodge 1000 bullets

Wow

Get S-rating on 10 levels

Brush your shoulders off

Get S-rating on 25 levels

S for Sensei

Get S-rating on all levels

Connection lost

Finish chapter "The Internet"

Face the truth

Finish the game

Ah, Combon now!

Get a 50x combo