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Baby's First...

You won your first Baby game!

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet.

Make A Fish Your Dish

RIP Bubbles the fish

Secret Achievement

Ima Powder Out

Inhaled too much powder

You are what you eat

You ate at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Crispy!

I'm Your Daddy

You won your first Daddy game!

Slip and Die

You slip and died.

Ready for the Big Leagues

Buckets!

Choked on Balls

You choked on some balls

Lawn Daddy

Best lawn in the neighborhood!

Secret Achievement

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan 3 times

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swung through the hoop

Secret Achievement

So that’s what it tastes like…

You drank Mommy's milk as a Daddy

Turn a Rat into a Snack

This rat won't be squeaking anymore

Found The Control Room

Has this always been here?!

Found Mommy

Mommy Isn't very nice...

Escaped The House

Finally free?!....

Found Another Daddy

Got zapped in the control room.

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby

What's Cooking?

Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 Gallons of Bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies