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Ride "Burrito" the Dog into the sunset.
Take down the developers.
Face Death and live to tell the tale.
Walk amongst the dead.
Find a way to kill an undead puppet.
Kill 18,675,309,000 Skeletons.
Remember the time you scorned a woman.
Possess a lush, full beard.
Crash into someone's house uninvited.
Reach a Gold Medal score on a single act.
Survive an epic battle against a kite.
Ride a rocket over a battlefield.
Kill 100 enemies while strapped to a rocket in "The Great Wall of Vengeance".
Find the Great Wall of China in an unexpected place.
Earn cash, not health, for every heart in an act.
Get close and personal with the Madam.
Take Andrew Jackson to the Madam's district.
Find an achievement hidden in a piece of concept art.
Commit mass destruction with a paddleboat.
Complete an act with a friend.
See things that you will never be able to unsee.
Visit the Download Content screen to see what new content is available.
Find a place to saw some logs.
Get a crazy high kill streak.
Spend a whole chunk of money in the bonus store.
Buy an achievement from the bonus store.
Take down Big Oil.
Carjack a stagecoach.
Fall thousands of feet without dying.
Close your bank account.
Hoard all the tacos and hearts in an act.
End an artist's career.
Defy laws of physics by shooting more than six enemies without reloading.
In a shootout, play chicken with a bullet before shooting it.
Destroy the advertising plan of a small business.
Complete all acts in a play without ever dropping to one heart.
Deflate the first boss in under 30 seconds.
Don't scratch the paint while piloting a paddleboat.
Reach the end of "Requiem for a Gunstringer" without losing a single heart.
Listen to a different kind of narrator while you play.
Shoot all the cans in the Prologue.
Complete a level with "Lefty Mode" enabled.
Finish an act while playing on Hardcore Mode.
Complete an act with every single modifier enabled.
Collect a gold medal, hardcore award, and 2P award in a single act.
Win gold medals in all acts of a single play.
Win a gold medal in every act of every play.
Purchase everything in the bonus store.
Beat every play in one session. On Hardcore Mode. Also, never die.
Do something really awesome.
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Live out a childhood fantasy.
Beat a friend in 2 Player mode.
Kill 10 Jetpack Outlaws with one shot.
Slice 10 ducks with one shot.
Earn a Real Big Score.
Do some Real Big Shootin' and get a Real Big Multiplier.
Beat every type of special condition.
Complete every unique round in Real Big Shootin'.
Do some Real Big Shootin' without getting hit.
Find the location of El Diablo's future bride.
Get El Diablo hitched.
Don't harm any innocents while on your adventure.
Don't let a single enemy escape your wrath!
Shoot every type of innocent at least once.
Destroy 100 pieces of furniture.
Juggle a cow a dozen times.
Juggle a cow 30 times.
Don't let a juggled cow hit the ground for 30 seconds.
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