You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.
Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
Spent one hundred coins.
Discovered a hidey-hole!
Purchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs.
Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
Ended the Comedian's reign of terror.
Beat the DLC Quest campaign 100%, really fast!
Beat Live Freemium or Die 100%, really fast!
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