You've collected all of the available costumes.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You befriended your father.
You've spent $500.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You completed your first day in South Park.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You have joined the KKK.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You sold 300 junk items.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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