badgersocks

MS. STEAL YOUR GUN

Steal the Soulshot.

FOUND ONE

Found the first DMEN doll.

FOUND TEN

Found ten DMEN dolls.

FOUND ALL

Found all the DMEN dolls.

THE DOC IS DEAD

Beat level 05.

MORE LIKE BEELZENOT

Beat level 10.

DEAD GOATS THREE

Beat level 15.

HIGH HELL

Beat the game.

PUP KILLER

LESSON LEARNED

VEGAN

Beat Professor Meth without killing any chimps.

QUICKIE

Beat a level in under 5 seconds.

CAN I KICK IT

Beat level 2 without shooting.

PUMP IT

Excel at a workout.

DODGER

Beat level 7 without being shot.

THREE POINT THREE

Get a global highscore of over 3,300,000 points.

GOTTA GO FAST

Get 15:00 or less on the best times sum.

TRY NOT GETTING SHOT

BURN EVERYTHING

SPEEDRUNNER

Speedrun the game in 20 minutes or less.

GOOOOL