badgersocks

Welcome to Moscow

First death

Be Afraid of 228

Complete 5 levels using the 228 Hat

Shy Kind

Complete 5 levels using the /b/tard paper bag

Leet

Complete 5 levels using the Kamina Glasses

Anonymous

Complete 5 levels using the Anon Mask

The Titan Sweater

Complete a level without dying

Chronic Gastritis

Eat 50 Shawermas

Lead belly

Drink 40 yashkas

Crispy

Roast 50 homeless

Eviction!

Roast 100 homeless

Door Hater

Break Down 300 doors

Shamil Is At It Again

Kill 100 enemies

Madness

Kill 300 enemies

Moscow Annihilator

Kill 1000 enemies

M n o g o h o d o v o c h k a

Kill 1337 enemies

Made in USSR

Defeat Zulphia

Dancing King

Defeat Pavel

Your Momma Jokes

Defeat Volnov

I raise the country

Coward

Refuse the final battle

Keep Your Enemies Close

Find the developers' room

Wait, What The Hell Was That?

Complete the game

Good guy

Сhastener

Drink for love

Drink 100 yashkas

HL3 CONFIRMED

Find crowbar

Gamer

Winning the game Prees X to Win

Idiot

Take a bat in the armory Zhorik

Ahaha, memes, finally

Launch game

And so come down

Complete the game on difficulty Sucker

Just like in humans

Beat the game on Normal difficulty

Not like everything

Beat the game on Hardcore

Lobster

Die 100 times

Live and die again

Die 200 times

Go away

Die 500 times

Go sex

fuck nyashu

Against the system

Beat the homeless

Temptation

Start cp.exe

Saints reptilians

Find Illuminati

Resistant

Complete level Epilipsiya not turn off the game