Played through every single chapter
Eaten by scouts
Shot by Rudolf
Started a family with Berta
Abducted by other aliens
Drowned in the reservoir
Dissected by the FBI
Left on earth by the Wolpertinger
Fell into the hands of the conspiracy theorist Hans
You talked Hans into letting you use his transmitter
Converted the church into an emergency transmitter
Remained on earth as a famous actor
Used an actor's disguise to send an emergency call
Fooled the conspiracy theorist Hans and stole his transmitter
Recaptured the spaceship from the alien hunters
Converted the internet antenna into a transmitter
Shot at the fair
Escaped from police station
Burned up on re-entry into the atmosphere
Escaped from earth together with the Wolpertinger
Bypassed the security measures of the dam in a particularly elegant way
Knocked out all present in the inn with narcotics.
Flooded the town
Named the earth for the first time
Distracted Adelheid with a soap opera written especially for her
Assumed the form of a boar
Assumed the form of a cat
Assumed the form of a famous actor
Assumed the form of a cop
Assumed the form of a cow
Assumed the form of a dog
Assumed the form of an old lady
Assumed the form of a local boozer
Assumed the form of a hippie
Assumed the form of a priest
Assumed the form of a soldier
Assumed the form of one of the twins
Used the Gigakill XK-Blaster
Healed an Earthling with your medikit
Lost your equipment
Hacked a system without triggering the failsafe
Opened a lock without triggering the failsafe
Returned to Quasar Corp
Returned to the Traxian Empire
Returned to the Union HQ
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