asparagus1979

Gotta Collect Em All

Collected 51 trading cards!

No More Hero

You have accomplished everything!

Dump Donator

You somehow managed to visit every bathroom in Santa Destroy. Why don't you start living in one?

Bittersweet

Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia!

Fraternal Strife

Dial M for Massacre

Used whatever means available to beat 510 regular enemies

You're gonna need a Creed

Earned 20 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions

Free Fight Master

Earned 10 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions

Part Time Job Master

Earned 9 Gold Medals on part-time jobs

Family Drama

Naughty Girl

You have defeated the Rank 2 Assassin "Bad Girl"

Speed Busted

You have defeated the Rank 3 Assassin "Speed Buster".

Split Personality

You have defeated the Rank 4 Assassin "Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii".

Punx Dead

You have defeated the Rank 5 Assassin "Letz Shake".

Beach Head

You have defeated the Rank 6 Assassin "Holly Summers".

You got Destroyed, Man.

You have defeated the Rank 7 Assassin "Destroyman".

High School Drama

You have defeated the Rank 8 Assassin "Shinobu".

Peace Out Yo!

You have defeated the Rank 9 Assassin "Dr. Peace".

Death Metal Death

You have defeated the Rank 10 Assassin "Death Metal".

Gym Rat

Finished all of Ryu's instructions! You wanted THAT!