You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You've spent $500.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You befriended your father.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You sold 300 junk items.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You have joined the KKK.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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