Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Survived Tuesday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Gained your first dog helper.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kicked open a door.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Read the newspaper every day.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Finished all seven days.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
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