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To Serve Mankind

Complete act 1.

YOU KNOW, LIKE AN RPG.

Complete your first side quest.

Night Terrors

Recruit Kyle first.

We Represent The Lollipop Guild

Recruit Emilia first.

Childhood's End (the 2015 SyFy one)

Erase a sacred bit of video game history from existence. Good job.

Sticks feat. Stones

Bring Riley to a rap battle.

Destroyer of Worlds

Complete act 2.

A Disturbance in the Force

Kill Chris Avellone.

The Doom That Came to Sarnath

Get the ultimate weapon from Bokrug's shop.

This Is The Famous Dead Sea Tupperware

Unlock all armor and weapons at Bokrug's shop.

Booty Call of Cthulhu

We told you this was a dating sim.

For Every Animal You Save

Kill an endangered species.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE

Start a cult.

Is It Like Dark Souls?

Complete the game. Now please don't refund us.

Subjugated All Pokemon To Your Will

Recruited every party member.

Join or Die

Recruited every army squad.

Gotta Go Fast

Start the Invasion of Innsmouth ASAP.

Look Out, We've Got A Badass Over Here

Start the invasion ASAP with all party members at max training. Base party members minimum.

They Didn't See This Coming

Get your entire party killed at the Invasion of Innsmouth.

Sincerely, The Breakfast Club

Clever Girl

Recruit the first secret party member with the second secret party member.

I, For One, Welcome Our New Kitten Overlords

Save the kitties.

Original Halloween 2013 Launch Date

Do everything at the Spirit Pines location.

Cthulhu Saves Christmas but really kills everyone.

Holidays at Innsmouth suck.

Male Man

You went against canon and forged your own path.

Oh Hey.

A+

F-

Whoops

Winter Quarter Finished

In New Game+, complete Winter Quarter.

Fall Quarter Finished

In New Game+, complete Fall Quarter.

A Cthulhu Dating Sim

In New Game+, romance Cthulhu.

Rule 34 to the max

In New Game+, romance Riley.

Manic Pixie Girl In Reverse

In New Game+, romance Thatcher.

Furry Lover

In New Game+, romance Hollywood.

Dinosaur Porn

In New Game+, romance V. Raptor.

Entered Baldur's Gate

In New Game+, romance Baldur.

Dirty Shoggoth

In New Game+, romance Keziah. But why?

All The World's A Stage

In New Game+, romance Hamlet.

Dan Akroyd

In New Game+, romance Hamlet's Ghost.

Stag

In New Game+, romance no one.

Waifu Run

Beat New Game+ with every romance.

Game Dev Tycoon

Review a video game. Hint hint.

Game Dev: Metacritic

Go Not To Wittenberg

Cast Riley as Hamlet.

Pusillanimous Wimp

Cast Thatcher as Hamlet.

Hamlet, Prince of Jams

Cast Hollywood as Hamlet.

Hamlet, Prince of Darkness

Cast Cthulhu as Hamlet.

Hamlet vs. Predator

Cast V. Raptor as Hamlet.

John Stamos, Prince of Danes

Cast Hamlet as Hamlet.

Dragonslaying 101

Choose your hero and go bag yourself a dragon.

I Never Sleep On Planes So I Can't Be Incepted

Hogwarts and a Giant Squid

Romance a Boy Wizard.

Mini-game: Magnusball Champion

Win a game of Magnusball.

Yorktown

Turn the world upside down.

Hamletpocalypse

That's not how the classic story of Hamlet goes at all. What game do you think this is? Elsinore? Buy Elsinore, it's a great game.

Radioactive

Get caught in a love triangle.

Game Dev Stalker

Romance Chris Avellone.

Powergamer

Play the game through from beginning to end. Full run of the base campaign plus New Game+.

Male Man II

Acheev Hunter

Pop four achievements at once.

Game Dev Tycoon

In NEW GAME+, review a video game. Hint hint.

Game Dev: Metacritic

Hamlet, Prince of Jams

In NEW GAME +, cast Hollywood as Hamlet.

Cycle of Violence

OH MY GOD IT'S A SUMMER.... sale

Buy the Gauss Rifle. [SUMMER OF STEAM]

"Here's some money, buy some exclusives for me"

Put on the Dustin Starcore Cosplay. [SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON]

No Country for Old Gods

Do the quest before you're even given it. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Spice = Flow

Don't deny people their pumpkin spice. Don't be a monster. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

It Launches Vampire Kangaroos

Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Wordsmith

One shot an enemy.

Pants on Fire

Use the Cheat option the entire game. [DLC]