You took the first step to the rest of your life
You found your very resistant future spouse
You found your very indifferent future spouse
You found your very willing future spouse
You gave them all a chance
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
You brought that beautiful pair back together
It’s not your fault they talked loud enough to be listened in on
You didn’t let her get to you, in the end at least
Thank you for playing!
You concluded your story with that loveable Officer
You concluded your story with that charming adventurer
You concluded your story with that darling Duke
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT
Pass the toilet paper to the scientist in need.
Perform surgical caffeine extraction from 20 machines.
Kill 10 Airborne Headcrabs using the Shotgun.
Kill 20 enemies with the Hivehand.
Ruin the microwave casserole.
Kill an Assassin with the .357 Magnum.
Kill 10 enemies with a reprogrammed Sentry.
Conduct all of the questionable research experiments.
Kill 10 enemies with Snarks.
Headshot 20 enemies with the .357 magnum.
Drown in Lambda Core's coolant.
Kill a Headcrab using fire.
Kill a Marine with their own grenade.
Kill 5 enemies with one grenade.
Kill an Icthyosaur with either the Tau or Gluon.
Use the alternate path in Office Complex.
Use an entire clip of Gluon ammo in one continuous shot.
Get overtaken by a Headcrab's ample anterior.
Interfere with the alarm and laptop in Anomalous Materials.
Overcharge it anyway.
Send the Hidden Hat to Xen.
Kill a Barnacle with a Satchel.
Refuse to insert the specimen into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.
Help the Barnacle and Headcrab find true love.
Get killed by your own Snarks.
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