AFAK

Refund!

Beat the game from start to finish in under 2 hours.

No Refund

Play the game for 2 hours.

And it crashed...

Programmed in one last crash, for old time's sake. Two. One or two more crashes.

Another Blow to the Face

The crowbar just didn't cut it.

Down to Business

Pick the shotgun up before venturing into Ravenholm.

Just To Be Sure Freeman Isn't There

Check every corner of Black Mesa East.

Can't Really Say I Like Him...

Destroy the Dr. Breen statue.

Get Bullied

Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too?

The Wrong Way

You went the Wrong Way.

You Monster!

You raised them for 17 years just to do THAT!?

Karen

Take all the children from the factory.

The Seven Hour Chore

God that was a mess.

This is the part where you meet Joe.

In God We Trust

😂😂😂

DEVY

Tilt your head back and laugh.

You Should Really Stop That

Interact with Larry 30 times.

Death by Claymore

All you had to do, was follow the damn cable Mitchell.

M203 Mastery

Shoot down the gunship in Act 1 Canals.

Authorized Personnel Only!

Fixed so it won't softlock your game anymore.

Play Hunt Down the Freeman at 3AM?????

NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!

IHATEGLASS

IHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASS

F*cked face.

You know, they DO look like loss.

There was a knife?

Ignored the knife, or didn't even know it was there, in the prologue.

CONE

Warning, may contain more polygons than any character models.

Fresh Out of Basic

Finished bootcamp.

Pvt. Dirtbag

Deceased.

game SUCKS

i go to bed

sv_cheats 1

Not really unexpected for you to do this.

This is where you get on.

Gord-ception.

Betrayal

SeT cOuRsE fOr BoReAlIs

Start the Game.

You started the game, or you haven't, or maybe you thought about it and didn't.