Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find all the blocks
Find all collectibles on level 7
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Hold your own concert
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Jörgen
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Do a card trick at the magician
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Trash the server room
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
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