Buy all gumgumgun upgrades at Betty's gumgum shop
Personalize your gumgumgun's colours
Find and defeat all bosses
Beat All Boss Run mode under 25 minutes
Buy Tein Taatseb's helmet during All Boss mode
Help Raab start his blarb smoothie business
Complete your first Boss Run
Complete the Boss Run without items from Tein or Raab's stores
Complete the game
Find and watch all filmstrips
Make an unlikely friend
Achieve maximum happiness
Beat the game on hard mode or higher
Beat the game on insane mode
Exterminate 800 kneft
Obtain a Popo Chipcard
Upgrade all weapons in the game to their full potential
Completely cover yourself in dirt
Defeat Stoplight in All Boss Mode without getting hit
You have transcended to a level of wisdom deemed to be unreachable. Redav Kned is proud of you.
