Have some of Anton's famous coffee!
Beat the Dragon
Beat the Cooler Dragon without taking damage.
Beat the Foxlion.
Beat the Foxlion without taking damage.
Beat the Manta Storm.
Beat the Manta Storm without taking damage.
Beat Blinky.
Beat Blinky without taking damage.
Beat the Thing.
Beat the Thing without taking damage.
Don't take damage during a boulder floor.
Pick the box that never gets picked 100 times.
Pick the box that never gets picked 20 times.
Pick the box that never gets picked 5 times.
Buy all of Chad's Items.
Buy all the curses from Don Jon.
Open up 10 chests in a single room
Open up 15 chests in a single room
Open up 5 Chests in a Room.
Reach the Normal Ending.
Reach the True Ending.
Reach the true ending as Coco.
Completed the floor is lava without taking damage.
Open the golden chest.
Don't take damage from a a boss
Don't take damage for a single floor.
Don't take damage for a single run.
Picked the box that never gets picked.
Choose the Sharp Glass upgrade.
Purchase Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS.
Start the true ending
Finish the tutorial.
Get all the trophies.
Easiest tutorial of my life!
EASIEST GAME OF MY LIFE! HAHAHA!!!
Chad confidently winks at you behind his sunglasses says, "You got this"
Glass Cannon Mode Activate!
But can you open 10 in a single room?
But can you open 15 in a single room?
WHAT THE HECK! I WASN'T ACTUALLY EXPECTING YOU TO GET THIS ACHIEVEMENT!
HAHA! YEAH, I'M GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES, NO BIG SURPRISE!
YES I WAS PICKED! OMG OMG OMG! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
YAWN! Come back to me game when you can offer a REAL CHALLENGE!
EASIEST RUN OF MY LIFE!
HAHA I LIED! THEY ARE NOT TOTALLY REAL UPGRADES BUT CURSES! HAHA I GOTCHU SO GOOD!
WARNING! GAMER HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE VICINITY!
I SURVIVED THE BOULDERS AND ALL I GOT WAS 10 FREAKING ACHIEVEMENT POINTS
The Lost Golden Chest is Mine!
The Dev team is really proud of you
Played like an electric fiddle
Nice-arino my duderino
Thank you for flying first class in Manta Airlines, enjoy your fall!
I BEAT THE FLOOR IS LAVA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS DUMB ACHIEVMENT
SOMEONES ABOUT TO GET SQUASHED! BUT IT AINT ME!!
HE IS YAPPING AND RUNNING IN CIRCLES RIGHT NOW!
THE BOX HAS JUST UPDATED HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SAYING: "I GOT PICKED AAAA"
The box convinced BOON to give you 200 points for reaching this achiement
This coffee tastes like Sweden, Sugar, and Loyal Friendship
Wait a minute, what the heck happened to the rain!
Achieved the thing about doing the thing and beating the thing
NOW THAT'S-A SPICY MEATBALL!
Thank you for choosing Manta Airlines!
Hey! I took care of that spider problem!
(Wally keeps pushing his nose up your leg, it looks like he wants you to hold him)