(Meet Malik.)
You really need to be nicer to strangers.
...that's coming out of your paycheck.
Got your check, but why do you feel like this?
(Meet Emhari.)
Mission accomplished
This is for the best...
You probably will regret this.
Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.
It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min
If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.
Holding the hand of your two loves.
No one has to know...
Why is your kid better at this than you are?
Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much
You should probably turn your brightness down.
That was certainly something
Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!
And losing.
(Meet Inaya.)
Sometimes, friends are better
Friends are nice :)
Friends, you can handle that.
That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
Why is she looking at you like that...
...Who probably hates you.
No really, we really need to see one
You really should have taken half of it.
Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...
Casual dating sucks
You're already regretting this
That probably could've been handled better
(Meet Isabelle.)
One giant leap for Isabelle-kind
No one ever told you life was gonna be this way
Heavens know you earned it.
Signs to be a better father.
You will get the hang of this eventually.
Okay? Okay.
NOTHING NOW, BITCHES
You don't need friends. They disappoint you.
...You'd still be too sober for this.
They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!
Could've been the one.
Get it together, girl!
Embraced by another man.
Thanks for playing!
Not the time, noor the place.
You need to move on with your life.
You deserved that.
Yeah, you really can't do this.
