Defeated the Inflatable Wavy Tube Man.
Reached the clifftop and took out the Baron's billboard painter.
Defeated the Sheriff and derailed a train.
Fell thousands of feet and survived.
Reached the Oil Baron's derrick.
Defeated the Oil Baron.
Arrived at the Lumberjack Sawmill.
Befriended the Gatorjack.
Drove a paddleboat into New Orleans.
Arrived at the Madam's headquarters.
Defeated the Madam.
Fought through to the Great Wall.
Rode a rocket from the Great Wall to the hidden dojo.
Defeated the Kite Dragon.
Dropped into the Dojo.
Defeated the Beard Master.
Invoked the wrath of the Lady of the Dead.
Kill 18,675,30...you know, that's kind of a lot. I think you've killed enough.
Fell into the underworld.
Walked amongst the dead and confronted the Lady of the Dead.
Defeated the Lady of the Dead.
Cut the strings that controlled the Gunstringer. Congratulations on your newfound freedom!
Killed more than six enemies in one round of firing.
Awarded cash for every heart in an act.
While in a shootout, you shot a bullet that was right in front of your face. Nice!
Took down a bunch of the developers.
Completed all acts in a play without ever dropping to one heart.
Collected every taco and heart in an act.
Maintained a kill streak above 25x.
Deflated the Inflatable Wavy Tube Man in under 30 seconds.
Didn't hit a single object while piloting the paddleboat.
Strafed and killed 100 enemies while strapped to a rocket in "The Great Wall of Vengeance".
Reached the end of "Requiem for a Gunstringer" without losing a single heart.
Complete an act with commentary enabled.
Completed an act with a friend.
Visited the Download Content screen to see what new content is available.
Shot all the cans in the Prologue.
Completed a level with "Lefty Mode" enabled.
Finished an act with Hardcore Mode on.
Reached a Gold Medal score on a single act.
Completed an act with every modifier enabled.
Collected a gold medal, hardcore award, and 2P award in a single act.
Won gold medals in all acts of a single play.
Purchased the "Sellout" achievement from the bonus store.
Found the achievement hidden in a piece of concept art. We hope it makes up for your poor choices.
Spent over $100,000 in the bonus store.
You gold medalled the entire game! Congratulations!
Purchased everything in the bonus store.
Wow. You beat every play on hardcore without dying. You are a golden god.
Your awesomeness was detected. Congratulations on being awesome!
Made a real good purchase.
FINALLY shot a dog after a long series of shootouts.
Beat a friend in 2 Player mode.
Killed 10 Jetpack Outlaws in one shot.
Sliced 10 ducks with one shot.
Earned a Real Big Score.
Did some Real Big Shootin' and got a Real Big Multiplier.
Beat every type of special condition.
Completed every unique round in Real Big Shootin'.
Did some Real Big Shootin' without getting hit.
Congratulations on your wise purchase!
Found the Madam's Saloon.
Managed to find El Diablo a bride.
Didn't harm any innocents while on your adventure.
Didn't let a single enemy run away.
Shot every innocent at least once. You monster.
Destroyed 100 pieces of furniture.
Juggled a cow a dozen times.
Juggled a cow 30 times.
Kept a cow afloat for 30 seconds.
