Compete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
Eh, shake it off
Clear your calendar.
Mahlzeit
Sooey! Feedin' time!
Bon apetit
It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it?
You're a zombie that died.
Eat 2005 brains
Now you're getting the hang of it!
100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible.
BOOM HEADSHOT
Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help.
Land a jump tackle
Posess each type of enemy once
Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence
Beat the game in under two hours
Load a jeep up with the squad
Get run over by a vehicle
Get killed by an airstrike
Give Stubbs a hand!
10 kills with a single Sputum Head
10 Sod-O-Mobile kills
5 Tractor Kills
10 Tank kills
Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air
Get killed by a robot
You shouldn't pet the sheep
Demand a sequel.
Do it for the meme!
We know what you did.
So many deals!
You look good in those genes.
Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains
We got a twitcher!
Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
Possess each type of enemy once