Defeat 500 nazi grunts.
Defeat 250 nazi officers.
Defeat 100 nazis in white.
Defeat 100 nazi robots.
Defeat 50 red ninjas.
Die right in front of the David Hasselhoff poster.
Move 100 meters in one direction in one game.
Miss 150 times in one game.
Beat Hackersman's score.
Beat K.F's Score.
Reach a 200 x bonus.