Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Fight the turtles
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 7
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Eat 50 food items in one game
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Jörgen
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Do a card trick at the magician
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Craft all the weapons in one game
It never erupts when you want it to.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Trash the server room
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtle
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Find all collectibles on level 2
Jorgen
Wear 30 masks at once
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Visit The Badehaus
Complete Test Chambers
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Run Wild With The Podracer
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Do no evil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Jörgen.
Lick a friend
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
How do you catch goats?
Finish all wallrun quest
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
srsly
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Inflate that guy's knee
Run wild with the podracer.
Are you bread?
Hit The jackpot.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlock the jousting mutator
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Reach level 101
Find 20 trophies.
Burn people from afar
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Knock a bucket into a person
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Smell and look like one
Find all trophies in Space.
Destroy all freighters.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Kick a person into a car
Complete centrifuge event.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Give Steve Works the apples
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find 10 trophies.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Burn them!