Unlock all other trophies.
Complete all the Odd Jobs in Tunguska.
Complete the Odd Job in Solaris. (There's only the one, but now we're stuck with this theme.)
Complete all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in Bay City.
Complete all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in Albion.
Complete all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in Takoshima.
Complete all Cult missions.
Collect all the Furotech Cells in Bay City.
Collect all the Furotech Cells in Albion.
Collect all the Furotech Cells in Takoshima.
Collect all the Furotech Cells in Tunguska.
Collect all the Furotech Cells in Solaris.
Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Bay City.
Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Albion.
Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Takoshima.
Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Tunguska.
Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Solaris.
Collect all the Datacores.
Complete all the Bay City Gene Blends.
Complete all the Albion Gene Blends.
Complete all the Takoshima Gene Blends.
Complete all the Tunguska Gene Blends.
Complete all Gene Blends at least once, including the Solaris and common "recipes."
Purchase all the upgrades for the Zap-O-Matic.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Quantum Deconstructor.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Disclocator.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Death Ray.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Disintegrator Ray.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Anti-Gravity Field.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Ion Detonator.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Meteor Strike.
Purchase all the upgrades for the Burrow Beast.
Complete all the Odd Jobs in Bay City.
Complete all the Odd Jobs in Albion.
Complete all the Odd Jobs in Takoshima.
Obtain all trophies
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Invade Bay City
Invade Albion
Invade Takoshima
Invade Tunguska
Invade Solaris
Destroy a tool in Bay City
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Demolish a public toilet on each map
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Phone home
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Ascend Takoshima Tower
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
Complete all odd jobs
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Collect all posters
Collect all songs
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
