You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map.
You knocked out Troy.
You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map.
You won the staring contest with Monkey.
You finished Act 1.
You equipped the JOY bolo tie.
Pawpaw relieved himself.
You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads.
You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice.
You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp.
You finished Act 2.
You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
You found the alligator phone case.
You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading.
You got downers from Santa Claus.
You deleted all of Catherine's memories.
You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times.
You found Catherine's ring.
You found wet Monkey.
You finished the game.
You unlocked all nodes in the mind map.
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